My thoughts on Politicians

There’s not many that haven’t had an Illicit love affair,

They are experts and tutored in spouting lies and hot air,

They dance around giving answers like Fred Astaire,

Most Ministers have never worked, or known financial despair,

They fiddle expenses, get a pay rise of 9.6%, and it’s so unfair,

They say the IPSA sets their salary now, they declare,

But they set the wage of IPSA of £40,400 per manager...yea?

And grant the IPSA expenses; of this the part-time IPSA are aware,

The rot set in with the crooked nihilistic, nepotistic Tony Blair.

Most are millionaires too, jealous... me? Now where’s me bus pass?

Cameron, and his cronies will never worry about the cost of gas,

Despite his cabinet consisting of a cruel men, an inertial mass,

PMs a group from superior stock, all unethical, bold as brass,

They are not caring, they are cruel, pitiless and crass.

They ought to hypnotised into being honest en masse,

They’ve taken away my few benefits, ‘cause I bought a pension,

Paid into it for fifty odd years, worse off now, makes you laugh,

It’s the weak they prey on, ignore, laugh at and harass!

Not for workers of pensioners, warmth, good food or an au pair,

I can’t afford a holiday or even the petrol or train fare,

No BUPA for me, just the ailing NHS hospital care,

The NHS staff are harangued and frustrated, but they really care,

They strut and pose, well fed, clothed, looking debonair,

While pensioners are struggling, broke, in utter despair,

They know their earnings from backhanders and offshore shares,

They sit in central heated offices, in their reclining chairs,

Of the poverty, frustration and pain, they seem totally unaware!

Bless them. (Spit!)

No doubt they are working out how to prevent deaths of pensioners due to the cold, lack of food, or being mugged?